is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Happy Creative Day! Don’t forget to be creative.
“Now let’s all agree, to never be creative again.”
- Billie Joe: Age: 41. Mental age: 18
- Mike: Age: 41. Mental age: 29
- Tré: Age: 40. Mental age: orange mocha frappuchino
i just had the thought ‘well why shouldn’t i dye all my hair green tre cool did it’ and then i realized i was trying to justify something with the reasoning ‘because tre cool did it’
‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’
Friendly reminder that episode came out before book 7 did
OHMYGIDghyfjguk
WHY
WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO THIS?
That went from innocent to sinister in 0.00001 seconds.
I was singing along and it slowly dawned on me what I was saying
(Source: harrypottersmum)
“rule number 1 of tumblr-“
“always reblog the creator-“
“you need to unfollow me if you don’t reblog-“
“number 1 fandom rule-“
“all fans must reblog-“
“you’re not a real fan if you don’t reblog-“
“if you don’t reblog this i’m judging-“
“reblog if you have a heart-“
(Source: dashingcaptainharkness)
HTML actually stands for
How
The fuck does this work
M
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To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,
This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.
Now that’s what I call
Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.
